when u take ya girl out on a date and she say she want mcdonalds
When you wake up and think you’re late for school
this gon be me now
Whatifbilliejoearmstrong shoved a bear up your ass
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:
- give car rides
- cook for
- oral sex
- help with homework
wait what was that middle one?
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition
If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone